CASEY HENDLER
~*~ The Official Unofficial Fan Club ~*~ Est. 1998 ~*~
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(he looked the other way)
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🎬 COMING SOON: CASEY, THE MOTION PICTURE 🎬
🍿 CASEY 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 🍿
🎞️ COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
(the VHS is still rewinding)
(the VHS is still rewinding)
Critics are already calling it "a film" and "definitely a movie."
Release date: when Casey least expects it. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🏆 Prestigious Awards 🏆
| 🥇Coolest Guy on the Information Superhighway 1998 | 🎖️Most Firm Handshake, Tri-County Area | 🏅Honorary Member of the Pigeon Council |
📜 Top 10 Reasons Casey Rules 📜
- Once high-fived a cloud. The cloud is still talking about it.
- Can parallel park a shopping cart on the first try.
- Has never been defeated at rock-paper-scissors by a houseplant.
- His sneezes have been described as "melodic."
- Knows at least four (4) knots.
- Microwave popcorn stops popping when Casey says so.
- Was voted "Most Likely to Own a Domain Name" and look at him now.
- Geese respect him. Not like him. Respect him.
- Can say "aluminium" both ways.
- Is, at this very moment, being a great guy somewhere.
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